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  • लड़की-में जा रही हुँ लगातार क्राईम पैट्रोल के पांच ऐपिसोड देखने के बाद लड़का, "सावधानी से जाईए, अपना ख्याल रखिए, सतर्क रहिए, जय हिन्द!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Toota ho dil to dukh hota hai Karke mohabbat kisi se ye dil rota hai Dard ka ehsaas to tab hota hai jab Kisi se mohabbat ho aur uske dil mei koi aur hota hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता: मुझे शादी में BMW मिली है। बंता: पर तुम्हारे पास तो कोई कार नहीं है। संता: अबे गधे, BMW का मतलब ‘बहुत मोटी वाइफ’।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nail Paint Layaya Jata He Nail Me,


    Wah! Wah!


    Nail Paint Lagaya Jata He Nail Me,


    Acp:Ab Tum Zindgi Bhar Sadte Rehna Jail Me.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Movie titles related to eng students: exams – socha na tha, classes – kabhi kabhi, question papers – na tum jano na hum, copying – yaarana, maths2 – asambhav, maths1 – mission impossible, environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi, 1st semester – kuch to hai, 2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai, distinction – kal ho na ho, 1st class – raju bangaya gentleman, 2nd class – dil mange more fail – phir milenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Tu Apne Baal Kyu Nai Katwata?
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    Beta: Yo Mom Its Fashion
    Maa : Woh To Thik He Pr Log Teri Behen K Liye Risht Leke Ate He Or Tujhe Pasand Kr Jate He :O :P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo Mam:Khana abi nai bna Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chhod Diye Wo kaam JinKe Galat The Anjaam. . . Ab Kuch Din Nek Kaamo Mein Bitayenge, Or SaAWAN Ke Baad Hi Nayi Ladkiya Ptayenge. . . (",) /~ Hat jao. / Mandir Jane do... :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Me Deep Jalane Se Kya Faida? Pani Me Aag Lagane Se Kya Faida? Jis Ko Aati Nahi Yaad Hamari Zabrdasti Yaad Dilane Se Kya Faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zndgi Me 2 Cheeze Bahut Taqleef Deti Hai.. Ek Wo Jis Se Mohabbat Na Ho Uske Saath Jeena.. Aur Ek Wo Jis Se Mohabbat Ho Uske Begair Jeena..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi mai dulhan ki sabhi friends Apni bra utar ne lagi Dulha :~ ye kya kar rahi ho...??? Dulhan ki bahen : ma ne kaha tha ki Sabhi baratiyo ka swagat Doodh pila k karna hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi .khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customar: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao
    Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur
    Badan Nachne Lage.
    Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai,
    Nagin Ka Nahi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son= Papa Sab Log Shadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hai To Shadi Kyo Karte Hai. Papa= Beta Akal Badam Khane Se Nahi Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suraj Dhal Gaya Andhera Hone Lagga Phir Kyun Tumhari Yadon Mein Mera Dil Khone Lagga Abhi Tak To Hans Raha Tha Ye Dil Kyun Raat Aate Hi Rone Lagga Kyun Teri Yaad Aate Hi Ye Bechain Hone Lagga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Winter Season Special: ये "नहाना" समझ से परे है। जिस शब्द में आगे "न" है और पीछे "ना" है तो बीच में ये दुनिया "हाँ" कराने पर क्यों तुली है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aurat ka doodh phat nahi sakta latak sakta hai isi liye Pahley sochin phir nochin
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mat Puchna Ush Kagaz Ka Hal,
    Jish Par Ham Dil E Byan Likhtey Hein,
    Vo Klam Bhi Kitni Deewani Hai,
    Jish Se Hum Aap Ka Nam Likhtey Hein:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Khushi Se Khobsoorat TeriSham Kar Doon, Apna Pyar Aur Dosti Tere NaamKar Doon, Mil Jaye Agar Dubara Yeh Zindagi, Har Bar Me Yeh Zindagi Tere NaamKar Du.
    • 10 years ago



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