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Lady: Hello Mere Ghar Aag Lagi Hai. Fireman Santa: Pani Dala.? Lady: Ha Par Aag BuJi Nahi. Santa: Fir Hum Aa Ke Kya Kare.? Hum Bhi To Pani Hi Dalenge.

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एक अध्ययन के मुताबिक भारत में रोज़ रात 11 से 2 बजे तक फ़ोन पर सबसे ज़्यादा . . . . . “और बताओ जानू” शब्द का प्रयोग होता है।

10 years ago

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1 Over Me Kitne Ball Feke Jate Hai

Kya Ap Ne Kaha 6 ?

Galat Jawab

1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jata He

Bade Aye

Criket Ke Shokeeeeeen:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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dur se dekha...to kitaabe thi.. Gaur farmaiyega.... Dur se dekha to..Kittabbe the... . . . . WAh Wah. . . Betaji.. Fir to pas jane ka sawal hi paida nahin hota ;)

10 years ago

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Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mileKabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mileAur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kareUsko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…

10 years ago

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Khuda Kehta He Apne Gamayu Yu Numaish Na Kar . .

Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar . . .

Jo Tera Hai Darpe Khud Aayega. . . .

Har Roz Use Pane Ki Khawaish Na Kar . . .
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10 years ago

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तमाम लड़कियोँ मेँ पूरे मूँह पर
दुपट्टा बँधा होने के बाद भी...
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अपनी वाली को कैवल
आँखो से ही पहचान लेना भी एक तरह का टेलैँट है।

10 years ago

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filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara..

10 years ago

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“Reliance” Ka Palang, “BSNL” Ka Gaddha, “Airtel” Ki Takiya, “TATA” Ki Rajaai, Uske Andar, “Virgin” Lugaai Aur Phir, “Hutch-Hutch“, What An “Idea“, Sir Ji…:

10 years ago

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Man:Humare America mein War ho gaya hai.. Sardar:Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai Man:wo kaise? Sardar:SomWar, MangalWar, BudhWar..!

10 years ago

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LADY murge wale se: Koi achchha murga dikhao ? Murge wale ne Murga dikhaya LADY (Uske niche haath laga k): Ye Karachi ka hai. Koi aur dikhao ? 2nd murge k b niche haath laga k: Ye to Faisalabad ka hai ! 3rd murge k b niche haath laga k: Yes, ye Afganistan ka hai. De do. Paise dene k baad Lady: Tum kaha ke ho ? MURGE WALA (Sharmate hue): Ab main kya batau. Aap khud hi check kar lo !!

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Ladki: Saare Ladke Ak Jaise Hi Hote He, Ladka: Muze To Laga Ladkio Ke Paas Dimag Bhi Hotahe, Ladki: Aisa Kyu Ladka: Sare Ladke Ak Jaise Hote To Tum Ladkiya Hame Kis Najariye Se Dekhathi.

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Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohattang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI” Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di. Friend: Kaise ? Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un kGaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI” Sagarr Se7en575

10 years ago

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Cid ki is bat k karan main cid nahi dekhta. Lady-rahul mera bhai tha. Daya-rahul tumhara bhai tha. Lady-ha,rahul mera bhai tha. Abhijit-rahul sach main tumhara bhai tha. Lady- ha rahul mera bhai tha. Acp- daya iska matlab ye rahul ki behn hai.

10 years ago

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Har Diya Aapki Dehleez Pe Jala Kre. Har Phool Aapke Aangan Me Khila Kre. Aapka Har Safar Ho Itna Hansi. Ki Har Khushi Aapke Sath Chala Kare.

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Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: I Love U Bhai.. grin.png

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Girl To Her Blind
b.f --: Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ,me Kitni Khoobsurat Hu .
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Boy : Itni Khoobsurat Hoti To Kya Aakh Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chood Jate . . . . . . . . .

kamini . . Andha Hu Ch@tiya Nahi . .

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Husband और Wife
दोनों Market गए तो
एक लड़की ने Hello किया

Wife :- कौन थी वो

Husband :- अब
तुम प्लीज् दिमाग खराब मत करो
अभी उसको भी बताना है की
तुम कौन हो .... III :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa’s door Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai? Santa: Chal bhag Moti, fr kal puchhegi kya aapke Shampoo me chatmasala hai.

10 years ago

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shadi ke 7 sukh 1.subah subah garm pani milega (bartan dhone ke liye) 2. pyare pyare bche milenge (aapko gdha bnane ke liye) 3. har roz biwi aapse pyar se bolegi (rashan lane ke liye) 4. biwi aapki baho me bahe dalegi ( khrcha pani ke liye) 5. aap gana gana shuru kr doge (bacho ko sulane ke liye) 6. wo roj tyar hokar samne ayegi (shoping jaane ke liye) 7. aapko bi whisky ka maza ayega (kuch der gum bhulane ke liye) NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE.

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