Jokes SMS

Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya..

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लड़की: तुम सारे लड़के एक जैसे ही क्यों होते हो? लड़का: असल में हम मेकअप नहीं करते।

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Santa : Yaar Aaj Mein Bus Ke Peeche Peecha Daudkar 15 Rupees Bacha Liye.

Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Peeche Bhagte To 150 Rupees Bachta!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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लक्ष्मण अगर कमेंटेटर है तो में भारत का नंबर वन रेडियो जॉकी हूँ

10 years ago

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Duniya Me 2 Hathiaar H Jo Parmanu Bomb Se B Khatarnak H Hum Ladko Pr 1.Ladki Ki SMILE 2.Ladki K Ansu Jo Kisi Ladke Se Kuch B Karwa Skte H

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Mila Nahi Koi Dilbar Aisaa, Jo Hamse Dil Lagata, Hum To Hain Diljale Aur Yuhi Koi DilNahi Jalata.

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kehte hai piyaar me neend ud jaati hai''' are koi humse bhi piyaar karlo.... Kambakhat hume neend bahot aati hai''!!!!! (((((Saleem saifi))))

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Waise Dekha Jaaye To Aajkal Log Mahengai Aur Bhrashtachar Se Utne Dukhi Nahi Hain,

Jitne Dukhi Facebook Mein Apne Dosto Dvaara Anchahe Tag Karne Se Hain...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Girl to hr Blind BF : Kash tum dehk saktey ke main kitni khubsurat hu.. . . . . BF : Itni khubsurat hoti toh kya Aankh wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jaate.. . . Kamini andha hu chu**ya nahi..

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Wife naha k nikli toh husbend ko apni tarf gourtey houey paya wife:romantic ho kar kuch karney ka irada hai ? Husbend:aho tatti karni a paran ho

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He : ek dusre se Karte hain Pyaar She : Hmm.. He : Ek dusre ke liye Bekarar She : Hmmmmm...!

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teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri… photo kaise lu.

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A 9 Year Boy went to an ICE CREAMshop.. . . Waiter:" What do you want ??. . Boy:" How much a CONE ICECREAM costs ?? . . Waiter:" Rs.15/- . . Then the BOY checked his pocket &asked cost of small cone ?? . . Irritated Waiter angrily said:" Rs.12/- . . Boy ordered a small cone, had it,paid bill & left.. . . When the waiter came to pick theEMPTY PLATE tears rolled down from his eyes.. . . The boy had left Rs.3 as Tip forhim.. . . “MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY WITHSOMETHING YOU HAVE” That’s Life..

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Train me… 1Aadmi: Bhai is borey par baith jaun? 2nd: Nhi tarbuz foot jayenge., 1st: Acha to isme tarbuz hai? 2nd: Nahi isme keel hai.. tarbuz to apke footenge =))

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Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Ek Pretty Ladki Ke Single Hone Ke Utne Hi Chances Hai Jitne Lal Krishna Advani Ke Pm Banane Ke.

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Sonu- yaar english me jhopdi ko kya kahte he Monu- hut sonu- abe english aati nahi to saff saff bolna hut hut kya bol raha hai

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इतिहास गवाह है की, हर खुबसूरत लड़की का बाप बहुत खतरनाक दीखता है और उसका बड़ा भाई पहलवान होता है।

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साली: आपने सोचा है कि लोफर और ऑफर में क्या अंतर है?

जीजा: देखो साली साहिबा, अगर आप मुझे प्यार करने को बोलो तो वह ऑफर कहलाएगा और मैं कहू तो आप मुझे “लोफर” कहोगी. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat Kyun Kehte Hain,?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai." :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Santa : Mujhe Mobile Me MP3 Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory Card Hai Kya?
Santa : Sochne Ke Baad
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Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai, RASHAN CARD Chalega ? :p :O:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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