Jokes SMS

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star Teri
girlfrind Gai Bazar,
usko Mila Dusra Yaar,
uske Saath Wo Ho Gai Faraar.
Ab Tu Baith K Machhar Maar,
kyu Ki Ma Hi Hu Wo Kaminaa Yaar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Tujh Pe Qurbaan Meri Yaari Hai,
Hass Ke Mar Jaaun Iss Ki Tayari Hai,
Silsila Na Khatam Ho Apne Pyaar Ka,
Kyunki Humne Tumhe Yaad Kiya Ab Tumhari Baari Hai.:yum::yum::yum:

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1 Over Me Kitne Ball Feke Jate Hai

Kya Ap Ne Kaha 6 ?

Galat Jawab

1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jata He

Bade Aye

Criket Ke Shokeeeeeen:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Insan K Kandho Pe Insan Ja RahaTha, Kafan Me Lipta Ek Arman Ja RahaTha, Mili Mohabbat Me Bevfai Jise, Wo Wafa Ki Talash Me ShamshanJa Raha Tha..

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10. Uske Post Ko Like Aur Comment Se Rang Daalo:- Wo Ladkichahe Jo Kuch Bhi Status Update Kare, Uske Har Status/photo Ityadi Mein Tumhara Like Aur Comment Avashya Hona Chahiye, Yadi Wo Ye Likhe Ki Aaj Uska Accident Ho Gaya, Us Status Ko Bhi Like Karo, Aur Neeche Likho Hahahaha Maza Aa Gaya. Phir Dekho Kamal.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Murgi anda deti hai & cow doodh deti hai to aisa koun hai jo dono deta hai socho... ... ... ... nahi pata? ... . Ans - DUKANDAR . Intelligent hoon, par maa kasam kabhi ghamand nahi kiya !

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Santa Ko Invitation MiLa Ki Party Me "Tie" Pehankar Aana Hai
Jab Santa Party Me Pahucha To Dekha Ki
Log Pant Aur Shirt Bhi Pehankar Aaye The.

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1 Baccha Potty Krne Khule Me Gaya Waha 1 Pig Baitha Tha Pig Ko Dekhkar Baccha Waha Se Bina Potty Kiye Jane Laga PIG Chillaya > Saadda Haqq Etthe Rakkhh..;)

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Bap- Agar Tu Fir Exam Me Fail Ho Gya To Mujhe Papa Mat Bolna.
Exam K Bad
bap- How Is Ur Result.
Beta- Dimag Ki Aisi Taisi Mat Kar BABULAL Tune Bap Hone Ka Hak Kho Diya:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . ? . Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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Lady Teacher: Zero me 1 Dalen to Kiya hota he? Girl chup rahi, Teacher: Ghussay Se Jawab do Zero me 1Dalen to kiya hota he? Girl: Miss Bohat Dard hota ha Why?

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Fact Of Life..
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Only 1% Of The Girls Become Wife
Of Their Lovers,
The Remaining Become Passwords
Of FACEBOOK And EMAIL ! .:P :D
agree ??:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye” :( . Golu: “Phir?” :) . Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”:( . Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya Usne” :o . Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di...!!!! :p :/ ... lele ab maze ...:p

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Hume Izhaar Karna Nahi Aaya,
Unhe Pyar Karna Nahi Aaya,
Hum Bas Dekhte Hi Reh Gaye,
Aur Waqt Ko Thamna Nahi Aaya,
Wo Chalte Chalte Itne Door Chale Gaye,
Hume Rokna Bhi Nahi Aaya —
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Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti hai, To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati hai, Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya? Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se, Dag lagta he to dag ache hai.

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न कहा करो हर बार की हम छोड़ देंगे तुमको,
न हम इतने आम हैं, न ये तेरे बस की बात है…!!

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मुझे नही पता कि
मैं एक बेहतर दोस्त हूँ या नही
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लेकिन
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मुझे पूरा यकीन है कि
जिनके साथ मेरी दोस्ती है..
वो पूरे दोस्त लड़की के दीवाने हैं!!
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Tina Naam Ki Ladki Apni Familly Ke Saath Rahne Pappu Ko Pados Mein Aayi Ek Din Tina Apni Maa Ke Paas Aayi Aur Jor-Jor Se Rone Lagi. Maa Ne Puchha: “Kya Hua Hai Beti Ro Kyu Rahi Ho?” Tina Rote Hue: “Mummy, Pappu Ne Meri Choot Faad Di” Maa Gusse Se: “Kyun?” Tina: “Mene Us Se Pucha Ki Tumhare Mummy – Papa Kya Karte Hain. Wo Land Daal Ke Bola Ye Karte Hain“

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लडकियां red कलर की लिपस्टिक के 20 shades में भी आसानी से 40 अंतर बता सकती हैं और लड़के .... . . शैम्पू की बजाये कंडिशनर से नहा लेंगे और बोलेंगे.... . . साला कौन लाया ये शैम्पू . . . . झाग ही नहीं है

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Hum ne to wafa ki thi, par uss ne hi dil "TODA MERA " Fir ek din usne msg kia- hamari yaad aati hai kya ? Hum ne bhi likh dia - "L@VDA MERA".

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