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Aaj ki Ladki Girl - mera mobile zada time meri mom k paas hota hai . . . Boy-agr hum pakde gaye to ,.? . Girl -nahi pakde ja sakte . Boy-kyun?? . Girl-- kyunki maine tumhara number battery low ke naam se save kiya hua hai . . jab tumhari call ati hai mumy mobile charging par lga kar chali jati hai. Ladkiya itni intelegnt kab se ho gayi.. . 

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Ghar Me Diya Jaleto
Diwali :fireworks:Mat Samjo
Ghar Me Diya Jale To
Diwali:fireworks: Mat Samjo
Me Tere Piche Pada To
Muje Mawali Mat Samjo..

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पप्पू-: ये लड़की बहुत सुन्दर है ..
चिन्टू-: मैं तो इसका नाम भी जानता हूं..
पप्पू-: क्या नाम है ..
चिन्टू-: यह बैंक मैं काम करती है. इसके काउन्टर पर इसका नाम लिखा है"" चालू खाता ":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain. Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain. Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay. Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

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Mana K Hum Itne Sweet Nai KeSugar Ho Jaye, Itne Salty Nai Ke BP Bad Jaye, Itne Tasty Nai Ke Aadat Ho Jaye, Par Hum Itne Kadve Bhi Nahi KeHmari Yaad Na Aye...

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Boonde Barish Ki Yu Zamin PeAane Lagi, Sondhi Si Mahak Mitti Ki JaganeLagi. Hawao Me Bhi Jaise Masti ChhaneLagi, Waise Hi Hame Bhi Aapki YadAane Lagi.

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Very Emotional Lines: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maine ”Maa” Se Pucha, “KabTak Meri Fikar Me is Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi ?? . . . “Maa” Ne Pyar se Mera Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha: “Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maa se Raat ko Phone pe Baat karna nahi Chhodega… .. Kamino…Maa Sab Janti Hai..

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PAPA: beta murgi ko garm paani se kyo nahla rahe ho? AJJU: kyoki jab murgi kal anda degi to ubla hua de ha ha ha thoko like from :YRSG AND AJAB SINGH

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Fact about boys: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . They may be flirting all day but before go to sleep. . They always think about girl they truly care about.

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Aunty:
Beta Mama Ghar Pay Hain Kya?
Bacha:
Sprite Peete Hoay “Ap Ki Setting
to Papa Sa Hai Na,
papa Ghar Pay He Hain”. Seedhi
Baat No Bakwas.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Din Raat Msg Kar Kar K Aisa Kar Dia Tum Logon Ne Muje Zalimo..
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Ghar Ki Ghanti Bajne Pr B Mobile Utha Leta Hoon...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena? Santa thinking ? ? .? .? .? .? /"/ | | | |____ "FLUSH" .(""""") )___.

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Waqt Hai Jhonka Hawa Ka Aur Hum Peeley Pattay ...!! Kon Jaane Agle Lamhe Tum Kahan Aur Hum Kahan…!!

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"Aapse hr gunah ki mafi hai, "Aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai, "Aapki Aankho me na aaye kabi b Aansu, "Kyon ki Behne k liye to aapki "NAAK " hi kaafi hai..

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Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya Boss: “What’s Your Wife Name?” Santa: “Sir, Preeto” Boss: “What’s Her Whole Name?” Santa Sochte Hue: “Sir, Hole Ka Naam To Rakha Nahi, Par Main Pyar Se Fuddi Kehta Hoon“:

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PAPPU 1 GHAR KE NICHE SU-SU KAR RAHA THA : : : UPAR SE 1 AURAT BOLI:- DIKHTA NAHI HAI DIWAR HAI.. : : : : : PAPPU bola: THODA SIDE SE DEKHO.. DIKH JAYEGA....

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water? Student: HIJKLMNO Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

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दो शेर जंगल में बैठे थे. पास से एक खरगोश गुजरा. आहट सुनकर एक शेर ने दूसरे से पूछा – “क्या है ?” - “कुछ नहीं … फास्ट फ़ूड है !!!

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Girl: Jaanu Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Baby Long Drive Par..!!
Girl:acha Toh Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy:baby Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag Rahe.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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Why I Hate C.I.D.: ‘ An Example: LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ‘ … DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?’ LADY: Ha, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha ‘ ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me TumharaBhai Tha??? ‘ LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.’ ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho..=xD

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