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Duniya K 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam 1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit Krna..! 2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib Mein shift karna! Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota Hai, Usey "Teacher"Kehte Hai, Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota Hai, Usey "Business Man" Kahte hai Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab Hoti Hai Usey... "WIFE" Kahte Hain.;

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If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, If friendship is life I will give u mine..........

10 years ago

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Fire Ko Aag :fire:Kahte He.
Cobra Ko Naag :dragon:Kahte He.
Garden Ko Baag:camping: Kahte He.
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"Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare,
Use Dimag Kahte He:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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JaruratKe Mutabik Zindagi Jiyo. Khwaisho Ke Mutabik Nahi. Kyu Ki Jarurt Fakeer Ki Bhi Puri HoJati Hai. Or Khwaish Badshaho Ki Bhi AdhuriRahe Jati Hai.

10 years ago

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

10 years ago

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Que. Ye PYaR Kb HOtA HAi

AnS . Jb RaHu KeTu Aur ShAni Ki DashA KhAraB Ho AUr MaNgal ApkA KamJor Ho
AuR BhaGwaN MaZe LEne Ke MuD ME Ho:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Son 2 Dad:"Car Ki Chabhi Do,
College Me New Year Function Hai
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Dad:"Car ?
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Son:"10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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Dad:"ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus MeJa,
Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks
Beta Shocks.
PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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WIFE (GUSSE ME)- AAPNE BOLA THA K AP BINA REASON SHARAAB NH PIOGE.. . . . . . HUSBAND- REASON H JAAN.. . . DIWALI AA RAHI H OR ROCKET CHALANE K LIYE KHALI BOTTLE CHAHEAN

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho, Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

10 years ago

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साला रोज़ अपनी Atlas-साइकिल:bike:
से करीब 10 किमी घूमता हूँ
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लेकिन अभी तक एक भी नोट वाला
बोरा नहीं मिला..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Pj Of Day
Santa Guest Se: Thanda Pioge Ya Garam

Guest: Dono Le Aao.

Santa: Beta! 1 Glass Freezer Se Aur 1 Glass Geezer Se Pani Ka Le Aao. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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बॉस : कहाँ गए थे?
कर्मचारी : बाल कटवाने.
बॉस : ऑफिस के काम के समय में..?
कर्मचारी :बाल बढे भी तो ऑफिस के समय में ही हुए है.
बॉस : घर में रहते हो, तभी भी तो बढ़ते हैं न तुम्हारे बाल.
कर्मचारी : टकला थोड़ी ना किया है, जितने ऑफिस में बढे थे उतने ही कटवाए हैं। :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Santa To His Gf On Msg.
Santa:"I Love U Jan".
Gf Reply "Love U To"
Santa Shocked N Ask.
"Ek Tho Main Hu Dushra Koun":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Bahaduri kya hai ??? . . Der raat Jab aap frnds k party k baad ghr aao . . Aur mumy gate par jhaadu lekar khadi ho . . . . . . . . . . . . Or tum pucho: hey mom, abhi tak jhaadu lga rhi ho..

10 years ago

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1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story. Librarian- Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

10 years ago

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Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

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Zindagi Me Hamesa 1 Baatyaad Rakho. Kbi Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyuki Dil 1 Hi Hota Hai Agar Khelna Hai To Kidney Se Khelo, Wo 2 Hoti Hai.

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आज तक समझ मेँ नहीँ आया की
OK की जगह K और
GOOD MORNING की जगह GM लिखने वाले,
जीवन के 2 सेकंड बचा के क्या उखाड़ लेते है?
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और ये Hmmmm... वालोँ ने तो नाक मेँ दम कर रखा है,
लगता है की साला भैँस से बात कर रहा है।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- koun thi wo? Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

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Pakdo Use Kamar Se Aur Ghar Le Jao . . . Uski Gardan Pakad K Apne Khareeb Lao . . . Uske Honto Se Hont Lagao Aur Sari... . . . . Cocacola Pi Jao!! Papi Insan Soch Badlo Desh Badlega..

10 years ago

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