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  • Funny Poetery girl:met kar picha maira aik din pachtaye ga baher collage k tou samosey ka thaila lagaye ga Boy:met thukra payar mairey ko aik din pachtaye gi usi thailey per barten dhoti tou b nazer aye gi
    • 10 years ago



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  • jab bhi kisi ko kareeb paya,kasam khuda ki wahi dhokha khaya hai. kyu dosh dete he ham kanto ko, zakham to hamane phulo se paya he ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ab har msgs hamari diffrent hogi, dil ki aawaz dil tak send hogi, muddat ho gya kisi hasi ka didar kiye, aur log sochte hai jane hamari kitni girlfrnds hogi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron Balke har hour k bad kron main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko Ek pyara sa SMS saim
    • 10 years ago



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  • लंच पर 5 रूपये ले गया था.. . . . रेस्टोरेँट वाले ने एयरटेल पर सब्जी रोटी के 5 वीडियो दिखा दिये.. . . . मजाक की भी हद होती है यार.||
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज का महाज्ञान दो दोस्त सिगरेट पीते हुए बात कर रहे थे कि . . मेगी स्वास्थ्य के लिए हानिकारक है !!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Universal Truth:- Aap Kitne Bhi
    Badey Angrez Ban
    jaye Lekin,
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    Hindi / Punjabi Me “Galiyan”
    Dene
    Ka Maza Hi Kuch Alag Hota
    hai…:D :P =D Agree ?? Thoko Like:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha.. Banta: kya kar raha hai? Santa: Lassi bana raha hun. Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai?? Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum pe joke banate hai.. ab bata..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega...??
    • 10 years ago



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  • 40 डिग्री से ज्यादा की गर्मी में भी उस वक्त हिल स्टेशन सी फिलिंग आ जाती है, जब बाजार से लाया हुआ तरबूज लाल और मीठा निकल आता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke liye film bani to " Ek Tha Tiger" >=) . . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan" =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • किसी को खुश करने का मौका मिले तो खुदगर्ज ना बन जाना ऐ दोस्त, बड़े नसीब वाले होते है वो जो दे पाते है मुस्कान किसी चेहरे पर…:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pagal Dusre Pagal Se
    tum Chhat Se Q Ulta Latke Hue Ho??????,
    1pagal-mai Pankha Hu.
    2nd Pagal- To Tum Chal Kyu Nhi Rhe Ho??
    1pagal- Abe Yar Tu Nhi Janta India Ki Light . Abhi India Me Light Gyi Hui Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 8 Yrs Boy Ladka -
    "1 Bidi Ka Bundle Dena."
    Dukandar - "Kya Re Iss Umar Me Hi
    Bidi Pine Laga."
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    Boy - "Nahi Be Dhakkan , Ye Mere
    Chote Bhai Ke Liye Hai Mujhe 1
    Packet "GOLD FLAKE" Dedo.":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • KISINE LAKHO MEIN EK SAMJHA MUJHKO KISNE HAZARO MEIN NEK SAMJHA MUJHKO DIKHAYA JISKO BHI MENE AINA USNE DILSE NIKAL KAR PHEK DIYA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Jab 18 Saal Ki Ho Jati Hai To, Wo Dene Ke Liye Taiyar Ho Jaati Hai? “Vote” Kabhi Desh Ke Baare Mein Bhi Soch Liya Karo, Hamesha Apne Bare Mein Hi Sochte Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • I saw you. I liked you. Our small or stupid conversations mean more than you know. I still get excited, even when you just glance at me. But you leave me hanging... Tell me something I want to hear.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rat ke Raja Din ke Fakir Na Bank Balance fir B Dilse Amir Chehre pe khusi or Dilme gam Aap ka SMS Nahi fir B Aapko yaad karte h Hum Socho kitne ache he HUM.
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमात पडल्यापासून मी …. जरा विचित्रच वागायला लागलोय …. गप्पं गप्पं बसायला लागलोय …. पण मनातल्या मनात … वादळांना सामोरे जायला लागलोय ….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho? Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya. Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Agar Tumhara Dost Or Gf Kashti Me Doob Rahe Ho To Tum Kise Bachaoge..? .
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    Student - Marne Do Dono Ko.!. . . . .
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    ? ? Student- Saale Dono 1 Sath 1 Kasti Mein Kar Kya Rhe The.;>:-D:-P:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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