Jokes SMS

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu Diye.. Student : Mujhe..???!!! Sir: Samajh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jata Hai...usme Se 5 Laddu Maine Le Liye To Tere Pass Kitne Bache..?? Student: 20 Sir: Kaise..? Student: Samajh Na Tere Baap Ka Kya Jaata Hai...!!! by - Sonu Arya

10 years ago

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सत्य घटना पे आधारित... लड़की गोलगप्पे खा रही थी। 20 -25 खा लिए होंगे। फिर उसने बॉयफ्रेंड से पुछा - "10 और खा लूँ ?" बॉयफ्रेंड झल्ला कर बोला - "नागिन ! खा ले!" लड़की ने BF को चांटा रसीद दिया ! "नागिन किसको बोला बे?" "अरे मारती क्यों है? मैंने कहा - ना गिन, खा ले!"

10 years ago

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पता नहीं कौन कहता है दूध :sake:दही :rice:घी:honey_pot: में
ताकत होती है,,
मैडल तो सारे पिज्जा:hamburger: बरगर:taco: वाले ले
गये,,

10 years ago

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डूब :point_left_tone1::swimmer_tone1: चुका हूँ
अब तुम:point_right_tone1: शाम :point_left_tone1::waning_crescent_moon: बन जाओ,
मैं :cop_tone1:बन जाता हूँ नशा:point_left_tone1:
तुम:point_left_tone1::bride_with_veil_tone1: जाम:point_right_tone1::beers::beer: बन जाओ..

9 years ago

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Rahul Jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao......... mata paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli , Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai, Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki Wo K hushhi Se Mar NaJaey,Pappu Ne Jaky Us Ladki ko Bola, Farz Kro Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi? Larki: Ap K Samny Dance Krongi Ap Se Pyar Krungi, Shadi Krlongi.Yehi Nhn.Aadha Inaam Bhi De duungi. . . Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya!

10 years ago

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Rab ne kiya kaisa ye ajuba Rab ne kiya kaisa ye ajuba Jism to hame Diya pr uski jaan tume bana diya

10 years ago

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Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap :snake:Kaat
Raha Hai,

Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha,

Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai

To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pati :- Chlo Tum Se Shadi Karke Mujhe 1 Bhut Bda Fayda Hua H, Patni Kon Sa Fayda…..?? Pati: Mujhe Mere Gunhon Ki Sja Jite Ji Hi Mil Gai…

10 years ago

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Sehmi si nigahon mein khwab hum jaga denge, Sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge, Hamare sang muskura ke to dekhiye, Hum aapke har gham bhula denge.

10 years ago

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Papa:" Sach sach batao ye 100 ka note kaha se laye ?? . . . . Bachha:" Mujhe bahar gali ME para hua mila... . . Aur agar yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k dekh lo, ek aadmi Abhi tak dhund raha Hai...:

10 years ago

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कर दिया उस ने block मुझे Attitude दिखा के ! और अब हाल पूछती है मेरा Fake iD बना के ... :-P

10 years ago

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If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U… But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . . Th?S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . . “GOLMAAL RETURN”

10 years ago

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Mere dil ki hai ek condition,Usme nahi kisi ko permission,Sirf tujhe hai dost admission,Wo bhi bina donation, just maintain relation.

10 years ago

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Honahar Beta V/S Nalayak Beta.. Papa: Aage Kya Karna Hai Honahar Beta: "Bas 10th Me 97% Aa Jaye To 2 Sal Ki Tutions Den IIT, Fir 1 Sal Ki Aur Mehnat & IIN, 20 Lakh Kafi Hoga Shuruva K Liye" . . . Nalayak Beta: "Bas Is Bar 10th Hojaye To Roadies Se Bike Jeet K Launga, Fir Splitsvilla Se Apki Bahu, Emotional Atyachar Se Uska Character Certificate Achi Nikli To Thik, Nahi To Kahani Repeat"!!!

10 years ago

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2 Girls returning from movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya. 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: Mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai.

10 years ago

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa’s door Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai? Santa: Chal bhag Moti, fr kal puchhegi kya aapke Shampoo me chatmasala hai.

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai..... Woh Zeher Dekar Maarte Taoh Duniya Ki Nazar Mein Aa Jaate... Andaaz-ae-Katl Toh Dekho.. Humse Shaadi Hi Karli...!!

10 years ago

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Tata NANO ki neelami ho rahi thi . . Boli lagi.. 5 lakh 10 lakh 20 lakh . . Santa: Is sastey aur purane GaAdi me aisa kya hai bhai ? .. Seller: Is ke 12 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai. .. Santa: iski maa ki aankh ... 1 Crore

10 years ago

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Jis Hospital Ke Hum Doctor Hain,Humari Patni Waha Ki Nurse HainKya Ajeeb Julm Sahna Padta HainApni Hi Biwi Ko Sister Kehna Padta H:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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