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Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi. Hum karte rahe intezaar vo kisi aur ke saath chali gayi. Chalo shukr hai is valentine meri jeb to bach gayi

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टीचर - छोटी मधुमक्खी:bee: तुम्हे क्या देती है?
बच्चे - शहद!:honey_pot:
टीचर - पतली बकरी:goat:?
बच्चे - दूध!:rice:
टीचर - और मोटी भैंस:ox:?
बच्चे - होमवर्क!
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दे...थप्पड़ पे थप्पड़....

10 years ago

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Teacher: what is meant by "I MISS YOU" . . . . Pathan: Is ka matlab hai "Mein tumhari miss hon!"

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Dil Dharakta Hai Tujhe Dekhun To,
Saans Bhi Meri Rukne Lagti Hai…
Pyar Itna Hai Mere Dilmey Sanam,
Rooh Bhi Meri Khinch Ne Lagti Hai…!
Chain Milta Hai Jab Mei Dekhun Tujhe,
Warna Ya Saans Rukne Lagti Hai…!!!

10 years ago

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Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi .khan

10 years ago

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Zyadatar boys ka Carrier to wahi khatm ho jata hai............ Jab aage bench par bethi ladki............ Piche mudkar smile k sath pen/pencil maang leti hai..Agree boys..

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Tujhe chhod bhi nahi sakte tere ho bhi nahi sakte.. Ye kaisi bebasi hai aaj ham ro bhi nahi sakte.. Ye kaisa dard hai pal pal hamein tadpa rakta hai.. Tumhari yaad aati hai to phir so bhi nahi sakte.. Chhupa sakte hain aur na hi dikha sakte hain logon ko.. Kuchh aise daag hain dil pàr jo ham dho bhi nhi sakte.. Kaha tha chhod denge ye shahr phir ruk gaye.. Lekin Tumhein pa to nahi sakte magar kho bhi nahi sakte..

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Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Alia: An Old King’s Skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Alia: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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She :- R U Single? . . Me :- Haan Ekdum..... Mai To Paida Bhi Akela Hi Hua Tha . . . She :- Baki Sab Baraat Leke Paida Hote Hai Stupid **BLOCKED** :P

10 years ago

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Father “shadi Kar Le Ab Toh”
Me “kyu”
Father “office Se Aayega Roti :cookie:bani Milengi”
Me “kaamwali Hai”
Father “Sirf Roti:cookie: Ka Bookha Hai Kya”

10 years ago

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Ruthi Hui Aankhon Mein Intezar Hota Hai, Na Chahte Hue Bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Kyun Dekhte Hain Hum Wo Sapne, Jinke Tutne Par Bhi Unke Sach Hone Ka Intezar Hota Hai.

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"Touches ur heart A true frnd is some1 who reaches for ur hand and touches ur heart...."

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Aansu tere nikale to Aankhe meri ho dil tera dhadake to dhadkan meri ho khuda kare ki apani dosti itani gaheri ho baap tu bane to mehanat meri ho .....!

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Anna hazare:soch raha hu shadi kr lu baba ramdev:karle yaar anna:kunwari se karu ya vidhwa se? Ramdev:kuwari se karle vidwa apne ap ho jayegi..gd9t:-):-):-).

10 years ago

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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"

10 years ago

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Accha Dost Zindagi Ko Jannat Bna Deta H
Isliye Meri Qadar Kia Kro,wrna Fir Kehte Firoge
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Behti Hawa Sa Tha
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Yar Hmara Tha
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Kaha Gaya Use
dhundho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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12th Pass krne ke baad.. Father: Ab tum kya krna chahte ho? . Boy: "BBA" . Father: Very good!! par ye "BBA" hota kya hai?? . Boy: "Biwi ki Baho me Aram...:P

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Dog Ne Cat Ko Kiya Prpose.
Aur Diya Red Rose.
Dono Ho Gye Shadi Ko Taiyar.
Pr Ghr Walo Ko Tha Inkar.
Bole Ye Shadi Nhi Hone Wali
Q Ki Ladki Nhi Chalegi Muchho Wali.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha : Kaha the abb tak.. ?? Maine kaha: Friend ke ghar tha... Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.. 4 ne kaha: Haan Uncle, yahin par tha... 2 ne kaha: Abhi just nikla hai.. 3 ne kaha: Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya.. ?? 1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: Haan Papa bolo kya hua... Har ek Friend zaroori hota hai... Anurag

10 years ago

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मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड की शराफत का अंदाज़ा तुम क्या लगाओगे ग़ालिब, वो तो मुझसे चैट भी चादर ओढ़ के करती थी...:smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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