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  • Me:- यार तुम ‪‎Reply‬ करने मे बहुत ‪‎time‬ लगाती हो, ‪#Typing‬ स्पीड ‪‎slow‬ है क्या...? She:- नही यार, ऐसी बात नही है ! Me:- तो क्या दिमाग slow है.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl Check Up K Liye Gai,, Dr. Ki Niyat Khrab Hogi,, Dr. Ne Uske Kaprey Utarwaye,, Girl: Kiss Q Le Rahe Ho..? Dr: Checkup K Liye,, Girl: Breast Q Daba Rahe Ho..? Dr: Breast Cancer Check Karne Ke Liye,, Dr. Starts Fucking,, Girl: Kya Kar Rahe Ho..? Dr: Aids Checkup,, Girl: Check Kya Krna Hai Aids Ki To Dawayi Lene I Thi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pahle Is Mein Ik Adaa Thi Naaz Tha Andaaz Tha,
    Roothna Ab To Teri Aadat Mein Shaamil Ho Geya!
    • 10 years ago



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  • G(OLD)EN LINES.. Dosti Me To Log Apni Jaan Bhi de Dete Hai… . . . . . . . . Lekin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apni Jaan Ka Number Nahi Dete.. agree??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Agar Din Ko Rat Kho To Hum Rat Khenge Khe Aap Ager Khe Surj Ko Chand Khenge
    kyuki Paglo Se Kbhi Bahs Nhi Ki Jati.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila. Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha:“Tum Kaun Ho? Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun. Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun” Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha” Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya. Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse,Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan,Tum Fir Aa Gaye. Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?
    • 10 years ago



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  • होती नहीं है मोहब्बत सूरत से; मोहब्बत तो दिल से होती है; सूरत उनकी खुद-ब-खुद लगती है प्यारी; कदर जिनकी दिल में होती है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Tarasta Tha Kisi Ko Paane Ki Dil Karta Tha Kisi Ko Milne Ki Aj Hamara Haal Kuchh Aisa Hai Bahut Koshish Hai Use Bhoolane Ki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीवी पर चल रही मनपसन्द मूवी के बीच होने वाले 2 मिनट के ब्रेक में अपनी एक घंटे से रोकी हुई सुसु भी करके आ जाना भी कोई कम बड़ा चैलेन्ज नहीं है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Cow :cow:Hamari Mata Hai..
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    (School K Bahar 1 Cow Road
    pe Ghum
    rhi Thi)
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    PAPPU : Sir..Sir.. Baahar Aapki
    Mummy Awara "saando" K Sath Ghoom Rahi Hai !!:ox::ox::ox:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jaata Suraj Ki Kirano Ko Chhupaya Nahi Jaata Apni Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Achchhi Ho, Dusre Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jaata……
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khakh Hi To Hai Dil Bacha Kaha Hai, Jab Itni Fikar Thi Humari, Kyu Rusawaiya Di Hume. Hum Bhi The Nadan, Jo Humdardi Ko Pyar Samjh Baith, Begano Ki Duniya Me Apna Dil Jalaa Baithe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Sirf 3 Log Jagte Hai - Bhoot Insan Ko Darane Ke Liye Machchar Insan Ko Satane Ke Liye & . . . Husband Or Wife Insan Ko Banane K Liye.!*!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक तोता एक कार से टकरा गया, तो उस कार वाले ने उसे उठआ कर पिन्जरा मे डल दिया / दूसरे दिन जब तोते को होश आया, वह बोला,आईला! जेल,कार वाला मर गया क़्या
    • 10 years ago



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  • Naraj Baap-iss ladki mein aisa kya hai ki tune shaadi k liye haan kar di? . . . Beta- dad ye bachpan mein angutha bahut achchha choosti thhi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg Ke Dwar Par 3 Log The..
    God: "Sirf Ek Hi Andar Ja Sakta Hai.
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    Pehla: "Main Pujari Hu,
    Sari Umar Aapki Seva Ki Hai,
    Swarg Par Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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    Dusra: "Main Ek Desh Bhakt Neta
    Hu, Sari Umar Logo Ki Seva Ki Hai.
    Swarg Par Toh Mera Hi Haq Hai.
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    Teesra: "Maine Engineering Ki
    Padhai Ki Hai."
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    God: "Kuch Mat
    Bol Mere Bhai, Rulaeyga Kya?
    Saari Jawani Tu Narak Me Raha
    Hai. Swarg Par Tera Hi Haq Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Bana Lo Mujhe
    Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Mujhe
    Aaj Himmat Kar Ke Kahta Hu Ki
    Mai Tumhara Hu Ab Tum Hi Samhalo Mujhe..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chi! She is having cold. What you think you dirty mind.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ledkine ek ledka se puchha tumhara nam kiya he to ladka bola www.harekrisna.com tahan ledki ne hansne laga aur bola tum pagal he kiya. Ladka bola aare me pagal nehin hun ea mera websit he tum samaj nehi sakte kiya ihan par mera nam herekrisna he.
    • 10 years ago



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