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किसी ने मेरी नींद लूटी तो किसी ने मेरा चैन लूट लिया ........ नींद मिले तो आप रख लेना पर चैन मिले तो प्लीज मुझे दे देना ..दो तोले की हैं यार..

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Bf:- Janu, Kiss Karne do Na Plz. . Gf :- Nahi. . . Boy Again Requested. . . Gf :-Maine jab ek baar mana Kar diya phir Q jid kar rhe ho. . . Bf :- Jaanu, Plz Karne Do na. Problem Kya Hai. Mai Kiss Se Jyada Kuch Ni Karunga. . . Gf( Dukhi hote hue ):- Jaanu Bs Yhi To Problem Hai. Tum Kiss Se Jyada Kuch karte Hi Nhi.

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Doctor- “Tum kya tankhwa chaahti ho?” Nurse- “Teen sau rupaye mahina|” Doctor- “Teen sau rupaye mai anand ke saath de sakta hu|” Nurse- “Anand ke saath to mai chaar sau rupaye lungi|” K..k

10 years ago

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2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke! Ladki (Sharma Ke):Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho. Ladka:Thoda Thoda Kha ‘BHUKI’ 140 Rs. Kilo hai

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Aaj Ka Gyaan
“लड़की और नौकरी तभी छोड़ें……
जब दूसरी हांथ में हो!!":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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heart toching.... Boy : I Love you.. Pehli Nazar mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love me..? Girl : Hmmmm Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....? Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai.. Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.. Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.. Jeet mein mila Hua Inaam Nahi......!!

10 years ago

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Teacher: Baccho Batao K Billi 1 Sath Itney Sare Bacchey Kese Paida Krti Hai ? Kid: Miss Agar Aap Road Peh Billi Ki Tarha Ghumon Toh Aap Ko Pata Chal Jaayega.

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Wada Humne Kiya Tha Nibhane KeLiye..!!! Ek Dil Diya Tha Ek Dil Pane Ke Liye..!!! Usne Hume Mahobbat Sikha Di OrKaha..!!! Humne Tumse Mahobbat Ki Thi Kisi Or Ko Jalane Ke Liye..

10 years ago

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TEACHER: Rajnikant ki film THE ROBOT se tumne kya seekha STUDENT*: Ladki sirf insan ka hi nahi Mashine ka bhi dimag kharab kr sakti hai

10 years ago

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Son:ek din gehri raat ko Parents ke kamre me aa kar bola Maa aap to muje angutha bhi Chusne nahi dete or aap yaha pe itna bada .. . , , , Aam chus rahe ho Kyu aapne kya socha??? U naughty!!!!

10 years ago

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He : I love you . She : पर मै तुम्हे भाई मानती हुँ . . He: कब से . . She: इस 14th feb को पार्क मेतुमने जब पुलिस से बोला कि ये मेरी cousin है तब से

10 years ago

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:heavy_check_mark: Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya.. . . . . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me hosh aaya... Ha Ha Ha...

10 years ago

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Kanjoos: Doctor Daat Niklvana Hai Kitne Paise Loge..? Doctor: Rs 200.. . Kanjoos: Ye Lo Rs 50 Daat Dhilaa Kar Do Nikaal Mai Khud Lunga...!

10 years ago

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Dil ki duniya khali hai tab se,jab se tum gaye ho Sab aane se darte hain yahan,jab se tum gaye ho Sheeshe mein dekhta hoon chehra apna to ro deta hoon Kissi ne na poonche aansoo jab se tum gaye ho…

10 years ago

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Tu To Gussa Ho Gaya..1 Hath Me Pen:pen_ballpoint:,
Dusre Me Phone:iphone:,
1 Kan:ear: Se Lecture,
Dusre Me Radio:tv:,
1 Aankh Board :frame_photo:Pe Dusri Lover Pe:dancer:,
Kon Gadha :horse:Bola Studnt Life Is Easy? :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai? Student: Samajhdar. Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai? Student: BOYFRIEND.

10 years ago

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उस दोस्त की हर गलती माफ हो जाती है,
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जब वो मुस्कुरा कर पूछता है
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बैठना है आज?...

10 years ago

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Papa k shadi k video dekh kar, Beta Bola:" Meri shadi me Bhi aisi item Girls Nachwaenge.. . . . . . . PAPA:" Kutte, Ye sab item Girls Nahi, Teri Bua Hai....

10 years ago

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Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS Mile...

Srdar Bahut Se...

Aur Tumne Kitne Bheje?...

1Bhi Nhi...

Dhikkar Hai...

Ab Tak Bahut SMS Kha Liye...

Le Ek Aur Kha...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

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Ek Ladki Ki T-shirt Pe Likha Tha: ?
Amul The Taste Of India?
Ye Dekh K *Santa Ne Apne Pant Pe Likhwaya: ?
KurKure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai? #Sp:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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