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  • Na ishq ,na pyar , na mohabbat yaro. Dewdas ke mafik jan mat do do yaro. Apna to ek hi usul hai yaro. Na chandramukhi na paro jo dikhe us pe line maro.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill...! Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill...!! Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To"Daru Ka Bill"...!!! Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill...!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • आँखे आज भी उस हरामखोर को ढूंढ रही है, जिसने बचपन में यह अफवाह फेलाई थी, मोर का पंख किताब में रखने से विद्या आती है, और गुलाब का फूल किताब में रखने से, गर्लफ्रेंड मिलती है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband:
    Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
    Wife: Kaun Sa Faayada?
    Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika (Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kitne Tufaan Mujhe Dekh Ke Rukh Moor Lete Hain, . Mujh Pe Maa’n, Teri Dua’on Ka Asar Hai Kitna…. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cheeti Facebook aur twitter par apna account open karti hai… Lekin woh apna account ek din mein hi band kar deti hai. Aisa kyon? Kyon ki ‘pest control’ ki sabhi companiya usko follow karne lagti hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge
    Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene
    Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake
    Nhi Kya,
    Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To
    Din Raat Karunga Qki
    Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1999 Kids : I Want My Bed Near Window
    to See The Moon&stars.
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    2013 Kids : I Want My Bed Near The
    mobile Charging Slot...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jb Hme Neend Aati H, Or Nindo Me Khwab Aate H, Tb Kwabo Me Aap, Crf Aap Aate H, Pr Jb Apke Sath Apke Baap Aate H, Tb Na To Neend Aati H Or Na Hi Khwab Aate H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arrange marrige se acchi love marriage kyu hoti hai? . . . . . . . Nhi pata. . . . to Suno- . Anjani"CHUDEL"se to jani pehchani "BHUTNI"hi achchi hoti h....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko padhte padhte.. Ek khayal aaya . . . . Pen uthaya aur paper, Aur ek nayi equation banayi .. . . . . Bed + Rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai! Students thoko like :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Bazaar Me Gaya...

    Ek Aadmi Ne Poocha :
    O Bhai, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ???

    Pappu : Nahi, Tala Khulwana Hai, Chaabi GumHo Gai Hai...
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    Hanso Mat !!!
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    Joke Abhi Aage Hai :

    Aadmi Pappu Se : Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaye Toh ???

    Pappu : Andar Kaise Jayega ???
    Darwaza Toh Mere Paas Hai..!!

    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt Hai Jhonka Hawa Ka Aur Hum Peeley Pattay ...!! Kon Jaane Agle Lamhe Tum Kahan Aur Hum Kahan…!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • bina dekhe tumhari tasvir bana sakata hu bin mile tere dil ka hal bata sakata hu hai mere pyar me itana dam ki teri aankho ka aansu mai apani aankho me la sakata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Mein Tum Iss Tarah Jaise Ki Bahar Aayi
    Pyar Iss Tarah Kiya Ki Gulzar Aayi
    Khush Hum Aise Huae Ki Jaise Basant Ki Fuhar Aayi
    Tumne Dhokha Iss Tarah Diya Ki Dil Mai Heartattack Aayi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend- Today I Am Tensed, Got Fired From Job, Got Disowned From Home, Mood Is Also Off. . . Girlfriend - Acha! Leave All That, Look Here!! ...... My New Chappals !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Son 2 Dad:"Car Ki Chabhi Do,
    College Me New Year Function Hai
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    Dad:"Car ?
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    Son:"10 Lakh Ki Car Me Jaunga To Rob Padega
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    Dad:"ye Le 10rs. 48 Lakh Ki Bus MeJa,
    Zyada Rob Padega Daddy Rocks
    Beta Shocks.
    PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kachha Na Ho, Wah Wah…. . . Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho, . . . . Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • She:उपमा बनाऊं
    He:नही
    She:उपमा बनाऊं
    He:नही
    She:उपमा बनाऊं
    He:नही
    She:उपमा बनाऊं
    He:हां
    She:ठीक जैसी तुम्हारी मर्जी:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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