डॉक्टर ने पत्नी के मुँह में थर्मामीटर रख कर कुछ देर मुँह बंद रखने को कहा। पत्नी को खामोश देख कर संता ने डॉक्टर से पूछा, "डॉक्टर साहब ये चीज़ कितने की आती है?":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
1 Baat Bataon RAAZ Ki, karo Us Ladki Se "AASHQUI", Jis Ke Chehre Pe Ho "SAADGI", Sanson Mein Ho "TAAZGI", Chandni Ho "CHAND Ki, Rani Ho "RAAT" Ki, Khushbu Ho "GULAB" Ki, Baatein Kare "PYAR" Ki, Nazuk Ho "MIZAJ" Ki, Achhi Ho "IKHLAQ" Ki, Paband Ho "NAMAZ" Ki, Khidmat Kare "MAA,BAAP" Ki, Aur Hamesha Kahe! MAIN HOON SIRF AAP KI ..iiio:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Chintu Ne Bled Se Grlfrnd Ka Naam Apne Haath Parlikha Aur 5 Min Baad Jor Jor Se Rone Laga, Uska Dost: Q Ro Rha Ho? Chintu:Abey,purani Wali Ka Likh Dia..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?
.
.
Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,
.
.
Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h Saale,
.
.
Roti to tu bhi de sakta h.
Wife :- Q.Ji, Roz Subah,
Mere Chehre Pe Pani Q Dalte ho.
.
.
.
Husband:-Tere Baap Ne kaha tha,
Ke Meri Beti PHOOL ki tarha hai.
Ise Murjhane Mat Dena,
Isliye subh pani deta hu
"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sarpar... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho
* HAPPY DIWALI *
Djsumit
Agar Mujse Mohabbat Nahi To Rote Kyun Ho,
Tanhai Mein Mere Bare Mein Sochte Kyun Ho,
Agar Manzil Judai Hai To Jane Do Muje,
Lot Ke Kab Aaoge Puchte Kyun Ho.