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एक भूतनी बाल कटवाने गई इन्सान के वेश में

भूतनी- बाल कटवाना है।
नाई- बाद में आना अभी व्यस्त हूँ
नाई बेहोश ............
ऐसा क्या कहा भूतनी ने कि नाई बेहोश हो गयl

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मुंडी रखकर जा रही हूँ
Step Cutting कर देना
बाद में ले जाऊंगी। :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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इसे कहते हे कुछ नया।

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Jivan Ni Darek Pal Ma Navo J EheasChhe, Hamna J Tamne Joya EvoMane Aabhas Chhe, Bhale SamayKari De Dur Game Tetla,tame YadKarta Haso Mane Evo Vishvas Chhe.

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अगर ऐसे ही चलता रहा तो आने वाली पीढ़ी यही समझेगी कि ईद इसलिए मनाई जाती है क्योंकि इस दिन सलमान की फ़िल्म रिलीज़ होती है.....:smile::smile::smile:

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उस आशिक का दर्द भगवान भी
नही समझ सकते....
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जिसकी गर्लफ्रेन्ड का रिचार्ज
करवाने के बाद भी वो उसे फोन :iphone:नही करती|

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Phone Ke Rishte Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hai, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi, Muft Ke Msg Padne Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai.

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Ek aadmi samundar me nahatay huye doobne laga to us ne pooja ki "Hey Bhagvan ! Agar mai bach gaya to Biryani ki deg garibo ko khilaunga" Ek badi si lehar ne usko sahil pe phenk dia, Usne upar dekha aur kaha, "hehe, Kaunsi Biryani, kaisi biryani... :p -

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AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN..

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Santa Electric Shop Me-: 2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents. Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota Santa: Kaise Nahi Hota Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek Usha Ka.

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यदि आप सोचते हैं कि काश !....आपकी शादी आपकी साली से हुई होती तो अच्छा होता.. . . तो यकीन मानिये आपके साढू भी बिल्कुल ऐसा ही सोचते है

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Pappu college ki ladki se bola :"I love you Ab tum mujhe bolo . . . Girl :"Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . Pappu :"Pagli sir ko mat bol . . . Unki shaadi ho gai hai

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Ladki Aur Sms Mein Kya Similarity Hai.. ?? . . . . . . . Jab Tak Uper Se Neeche Tak Pura Dekh Na Lo Chain Nahi Milta.

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Bodyguard, Cocktail & Student of the year dekhne k bad…..sabse badi salah kya mili..? . . . . . . -> Never introduce your best friendto your lover….=P

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Husband to Wife:Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na ? Wife Muskurate hue:Haan lekin tum jhanko mat, abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bahut chota Suraakh hai. Husband:Yaar fir bhi dekhne to de na Husband ne Surakh mein seJhanka par kuch Nazar nhi aaya. Thodi der Baad. School ki bell bajti hai. Munna Bahar aata hai, Aur husband wife Munne ko le karGhar chale jate hai. Moral:Surakh Gate Mein bhi hota hai. Lekin aapki Soch ko 21 Topon ki Salaami...

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1 ladki coke pi rahi thi, achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla Macchar bola : MAA. Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu. Machhar:Aisa na bol maa, mein teri COKE se nikla hoon....... :-P

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3 Kamchor Mil K Khana Kha Rhe Thy,
unko Namak Km Laga,

1bola"jo Pehle Boly Ga Wo Namak Laye Ga.
Sb Bethey Rahe.

na Koi Bola,
na Khaya, 3din Aise He Guzar Gaye,
teeno Behosh Ho Gye.

Logo Ne Murda Samaj Kar Janaza Parhaya.
jab Pehle Waley Ko Qabar Mein Utarne Lage To Woh
bola

"oye Mai Zinda Hu"Baki 2no Bhi Usi Waqt Boly"chal Putr Namk Le K Aa" :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Height Of Batameezi:
Phone:iphone: Rings..
Tring Tring
Ladka: Hello Chintu Hai ?
Girl: Nahi Hai.
Boy: Mujhe Mauqa Do, Ho Jayega..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ladka & Ladki Standing On Bus Stop. Ladka : Nice Top & Jeans Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Necklace Ladki : Thanks Ladka : Nice Lipstick. Ladki : Thank U So Much Bhaiyya ? Ladka : Kamal Hai Fir Bhi Chudel Lag Rahi Ho.

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3 Saal K Bachche Ne
Pyar Ki Definition Likhi
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Pyar Huggies Me Huyi
Su-su Ki Tarah Hota H.
Jo Dusro Ko Nahi Dikhta Par
Khud Ko Feel Hota H:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kid: Aunty Mummy Nay cheeni Maangi Hai Aunty: cheeni Detay Huway,Acha Aur kya kaha Mummy Nay? Kid: Ager Wo kameeni Na Day, To Pinky Aunty say Lay Aana. \amin ali

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A Man In Hell Asked Devil:
Can I Make A Call To My Wife?
After Making Call He Asked How Much To Pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell To Hell Is Free.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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