Jokes SMS

Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
.
.
.
.
Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Ladki ka baap : Main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare. Ladki ka Boyfriend : Bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena, Cndctor:- 2 Q ? Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi, Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ? Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Ultimate serious...ekdum janleva msg------- Ladka:- Call Recieve kyu nhi kiya ?? Ladki:- vo me ... . . . . . . vo me . . . . . . Me Ringtone pr Naach rhi thi...:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Bikne Wale Or Honge Jao Jakar Khareed Lo Par Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Hum Keemat Se Nahi Kismat Se Mila Karte Hai..!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Husband Wife chori ke topic par baat kar rahe the: Husband : Jo shaks chori karta hai, wo baad me zaroor pachtata hai. Wife romantic andaaz me boli : Aur tumne jo shadi se pehle meri ninde churayi thi unke bare me kya khayaal hai? Husband: Keh to raha hoon, jo chori karta hai wo baad mein pachtata zaroor hai.

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Faadu Joke,:
must Read
1Baar 1ladki Nadi Me Khudne Walithi...pool Se..
tbhi 1bike Wala Uske Paas Aa Kr Ruka Aurkaha..
agar Tm Sucide Krne Jaa Rhi Hoto Mujhe 1kiss Deti
jao..
ladki Boli..ok Aur Usne Ladke Ko Esilambi Aur Gahry
kiss Di Ki Ladke Koaaj Tak Kv Na Mili Waisi Kiss..
fir Ladke Ne Ladki Se Sucide Krne Ki Wajah Pu6a To
ladki
ne
btaya..mere Ghar Walo Ko Pasand Ni Ki Mai Ladki
ban Kr Ghumu..
mera Naam Nitesh Nawab Hai.. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

टीवी पर चल रही मनपसन्द मूवी के बीच होने वाले 2 मिनट के ब्रेक में अपनी एक घंटे से रोकी हुई सुसु भी करके आ जाना भी कोई कम बड़ा चैलेन्ज नहीं है।

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

~~~ Kisi Ko Apni Khubiyo Ka Ehsas Nahi Hota,

~~~ Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Milna Itfak Nahi Hota,

~~~ Achha Kuchh Kiya Hoga Hamne,

~~~ Varna Aap Ho Sath Hamare,

Ye Visvas Nahi Hota.~~~:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Katte Nahi Lamhe Intezarke, Baithe Hai Raste Pe Yaar Ke, Aaj Dekhna Hai Jalwe Husn Yaar Ke, Suna Hai Laaya Koi Unhe Falak Se Utaar Ke

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Wife:raat Ko Chor Aaya Tha Ghar Me,aur Mujhe Kiss Karke Chala Gaya. Pati: Tumne Roka Nahi ? Wife: Bahut Roka Par Vah Bola Phir Aaunga !

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Main ghar late aaya to Dad ne poochha : Kaha the abb tak.. ?? Maine kaha: Friend ke ghar tha... Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 friends ko call kiya.. 4 ne kaha: Haan Uncle, yahin par tha... 2 ne kaha: Abhi just nikla hai.. 3 ne kaha: Yahin hai Uncle, padh raha hai, phone dun kya.. ?? 1 ne toh hadd hi kar di, kaha: Haan Papa bolo kya hua... Har ek Friend zaroori hota hai... Anurag

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Aik Din Aisa Hadsa Huwa K..
.
Kiya Bataon
.
ALLAH Muaf Karye
.
Toba Toba
.
.
K
”Aap K Number Say Bi Msg Aa
Geya”
Dasso!
Qayamat Diyan
Nishaniyan…:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia.... imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki. . . . . . . . . maa ki aaaankhh aise pyaar ki..! Khan

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Sirf Din Nahi Ab Raat Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Ghar Hai Kaccha Barsaat Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Kisi Ne Tohfe Me Khoon Ke Ansoo Diye.. Ab Mujhe Tohfo Ki Sougat Se Darr Lagta Hai..!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

आज का ज्ञान
सिर्फ पुरुष ही अपने अन्दर के रावण को क्यों मारें.?
स्त्रियों को भी चाहिये कि
वो अपने अन्दर की कैकई,
ताड़का,और शूर्पणखा को मार:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

She - तुम Paidal क्यों आ रहे हो Auto :taxi:से आना चाहिये था न...
He - तुमने ही तो कहा था धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिंदगी में आना.. Frown.png

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

लड़की- तुम whats app पर हो?.... . . . . . .लड़का- हां. . . . . . . लड़की- तो फ्रैंड रिक्वेस्ट भेजो. tongue emoticon tongue emoticon लड़का - भाग साली देहाती ।

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh.., socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . . yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI . KAAT KHANA sathiya . agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo . main KUTIYA tere aangan ki . ye KUTTA kya kahlata h . Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h . AFSAR KUTIYA . D.O.G . Is KUKUR ko kya naam du. . Bde kutte lgte h . Kutta aur kutiya hum . Dance KUKURIYA dance . Pavitra Piliya . Kutiya vadhu . Bhauq ke aaja . . . . KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS

Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka.. Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na. . . . . . . . . Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Jokes SMS