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  • Pappu ki mummy : सोफा लेटने के लिये नहीं बैठने के लिये होता है बेटा . Pappu : हा तो चप्पल भी मारने के लिये नही पहनने के लिये होती है..... . एक और पड़ी...
    • 10 years ago



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  • She :- R U Single? . . Me :- Haan Ekdum..... Mai To Paida Bhi Akela Hi Hua Tha . . . She :- Baki Sab Baraat Leke Paida Hote Hai Stupid **BLOCKED** :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब लडकी वालो को रिश्ते ढूँढने कहीं जाना नहीं पड़ता.... . . सारे कुंवारे,सिंगल लड़के आधी रात के बाद Facebook,Twitter पर ही मिल जाते हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai,Shaadi Kab Karni Hai? . . . . . . . Ladkiwale : Abhi To Ladki Study Kar Rahi Hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkewale : Haan To Hamara Ladka Kaunsa Chhota Bachcha Hai, Jo BOOKS Phaad Dega
    • 10 years ago



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  • A - apple B - BALL C - cat D - dog E - elephant F - fish . . . . . . . . Ab niche kya dekh rahe ho age ata nahi to jake dub maro.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Santa Apne Sister Ke Ghar Ja Rha Tha. Banta:yaar Bahan Ke Ghar Khali Nahi Jate Santa 4 Aadmi Ko Saath Le Gaya :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi Ka Dard Jb Had Se
    Guzar Jata He
    Samndar Ka Pani Ankho
    Me Utar Jata He
    Koi Bna Leta He Ret Pe
    Ghar
    Kisika Lehro Me Sabkuch
    Bikhar Jata He....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main, . Wah-wah.. . Nail paint lagaya jata hai Nail main, . ACP- ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna Jail main.
    • 10 years ago



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  • shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke dimag me kya chal raha hai.. . . . . . . . . . pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaash Tu Mera Bakra Hota Main Tujhe Ghass Khilata Or Pyaar Se Tere Singh Hilata Or Puchta Pagal Kaun..?? Tu Ya Main.. Or tu pyar se Bolta Main Main.. Eid mubarak
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka ek Larki ka peecha kar raha tha.. . . . . Girl:”Tumhe pata hai, peeche meri Maa aa rahi hai.. . . . . . Larka:”Tu Tension Na Le Hum Khandani Aashiq hai.. . . Teri maa ke peechey mera Baap aa raha hai.. Girl Shocked – Boy Rocked
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज़ किया है.,
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    क्लास मैं मास्टर जी शराब लिए
    बैठे है...
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    गौर फरमाईएगा
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    क्लास मैं मास्टर जी शराब लिए
    बैठे है..
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    ओर बच्चे इतने हरामी साले
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    ग्लास लिए बैठे है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:” Akbar kaun tha ?? . . Pappu:” Pata nahin.. . . SIR:” Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. . . . . Pappu:” Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash, kaun hai ?? . . SIR:” Pata nahi.. . . . . Pappu:” Apni beti ki taraf dhyan dijiye.. Teacher Shocked… Pappu Rocked..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram ne dhanush chalaya to sita dod kr aa gai krishna ne bansi bajai to radha dod kr aa gai mene bhi siti bajai........! kamini us k bap ko lekar aa gai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kehta He Apne Gamayu Yu Numaish Na Kar . .

    Apne Nasib Ki Yu Ajmaish Na Kar . . .

    Jo Tera Hai Darpe Khud Aayega. . . .

    Har Roz Use Pane Ki Khawaish Na Kar . . .
    :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Guzri Huyi Zindgi Ko Kabhi Yad NaKarna Taqdir Me Jo Likha Hai Uski FariyadNa Karna Hona Hai Jo Ho Kar Rahega Kal Ki Fikar Me Aaj Ki Hasi BarbadNa Karna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • મારા મિત્ર ને ફોન કર્યો ને કહ્યું કે આ મારો નવો નંબરછે,

    સેવ કરી રાખજે.
    એણે બહુ સરસ જવાબ આપ્યો .

    તારો અવાજ મેં સેવ કરી રાખ્યો છે,

    નંબર ગમે તેટલા બદલ

    હું તને તારા અવાજ થી જ

    ઓળખી જઈશ..!!

    :kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::kissing_heart::relaxed::blush::blush::blush:
    આમા કવી ને નંબર સેવ કરતા નથી આવડતુ એટલે મોટી મોટી હાંકે છે:joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



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