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  • Maut Aur Mohabbat To Siirf Naam Se Badnaam Hai .
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    Sabse Jyada Takleef To Padhai Deti Hai
    Style Machine :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai Doc: Daroo Peete ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaho Santa Ji Suhaag Raat Kaisi Rahi? Kuchh Mat Puchho Yaar, Pehle 5-6 Baar To MissedCall Lagi Aur Jab Sahi Number Laga To Balance NIL Ho Gaya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila. Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?” Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.” Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun” Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha” Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya. Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.” Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabhi Ko Sab Kuchh Nahin Milta,
    Nadi Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahin Milta,
    Yeh Dil Walon Ki Dunia Hai Dost,
    Kisi Se Dil Nahin Milta To Koi Dil Se Nahin Milta.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Kya bemari hain ? . Patient : Main sab kuch bhul jaata hun Doc. . Dr : Kabse hai ye bemari ? . Patient : Bhai konsi beemari..?? . HAHA Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति- मेरे सीने में बहुत दर्द हो रहा हैं, जल्दी से एम्बुलेंस के लिए कॉल लगाओ.. पत्नी- हाँ, लगाती हूँ, अपने मोबाईल का पासवर्ड बताओ.. पति- रहने दो, अब थोडा ठीक लग रहा है, शाम को दिखा देंगे।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya? Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai sardar: sher singh police: aur tere baap ka sardar: samsher singh police: fir yaha kyun khada hai sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lalu JI 1 Mahine BUSH Se English Sikh kar Aye.. 1 Din 1 Phone Aya or Lalu Ji Bole- Who Is Speaking ? . . Jawab Aya.. . . Sasura Hum Bol Raha Hu BUSHVA..
    • 10 years ago



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  • VINNY: tum 5 min. Me apne shabd vapas le lo , varna.... PAHALWAAN: aur agar 5 min. Me shabd vapas n lu to.....? VINNY: aachcha to kitna time chahiye tumhe? Ni sankoch mang lo. Ha ha ha ha thoko like from: VINIT AND Y.R.S.G
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lipstick Lagaana Ladki Ki Beauty Hai "Wah Wah" Aur Use Taste Karna Ladko Ki Duty Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Secretary Roti Hui Apne Boss Ke Cabin Mein Aayi, Aur Boss Se Puchha. Secretary: “Sir, Aap Mujhe Naukri Se, Nikaal To Nahi Rahe ?? :( Boss Hairan Hote Hue: “Nahi To, Tumhe Kisne Kaha ?? :O Secretary: “Wo Aapne Cabin Se Sofa Aur Bed, Hatwa Diya Na Isliye ” :
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का (लड़की से): आई लव यू. लड़की: ऐसे नहीं थोड़े मीठेअंदाज में प्रपोज करो. लड़का: किट-केट का स्वाद होतुम, डेरी मिल्क का अहसाह होतुम, मिल्क-केक से भी ज्यादाखास हो तुम जो भी हो मेरे लिएतो 5-स्टार हो तुम.
    • 10 years ago



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  • भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

    बहन: खुद ले ले।

    भाई: दे दो न।

    बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

    भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।
    • 4 years ago



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  • Salesmn : Sir, Cockroach K Liye Powder Loge Kya? Santa : Nahi,hum Cockroach Ka Itna Laad-pyar Nahi Karte! Aaj Powder Lagaa Denge To Kal Sala Deo B Mangega..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha: “Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hai” Santa Ne Niche Likh Dia: “Bas Dho Ke Ja Raha Hu, Waha Pani Nahi Hai Na..”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ledkine ek ledka se puchha tumhara nam kiya he to ladka bola www.harekrisna.com tahan ledki ne hansne laga aur bola tum pagal he kiya. Ladka bola aare me pagal nehin hun ea mera websit he tum samaj nehi sakte kiya ihan par mera nam herekrisna he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A GF is Not One Who Says, "Main Teri Kismat Mai Nahi, Tum Mujhe Bhul Jao" A True GF is One Who Says, "Tu Padhai Pe Dhyaan De, Placement Ke Baad Ghar Se Utha Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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