Jokes SMS

Signs of a b.sc student: 1. Jo samajh me na aaye use out of course declare kar dena ya option me chhod dena. . 2. Har semester k end me aelankarna ki agla sem achhe se padhenge. . 3. Padhai karte waqt cell silent parrakhna and har 5-5 minute me dekhna ki koi msg to nahi aaya. . 4. Group study k waqt bar bar kehna, "Chalo ab padhte hai, ab koi bakwas nahi karega." . 5. Kuch bhi padhne se pehle, pages count karna. . 6. Common dialogue: Kal se pakka Padhunga...:p

10 years ago

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Gf Ne Bf Ko Call Kiya To Uss Ke Bhanje Ne Fone Uthaya....
Gf : Apne Uncle Ko Fon Do.
Bacha : Aap Ka Name ?
Gf : Apne Uncle Se Kaho Unn Ki Jaan-e-man Ka Call Hai...
Jawab Mein Bachhey Ne Jo Kaha,
usse Sunn Kar Ladki Behosh Ho Gayi...
uss Ne Masumiyat Se Kaha : "lekin Aunty, Mobile Pe To "JUGAAD" Likha Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale Bar me Daru pe raha hu thoda late aunga..... :-)

10 years ago

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MunnaBhai: Yaar Yeh Kutte:dog: Poonch Kyon Hilate Hain?

Circuit: Common Sense Bhai!
Ab Poonch Kutte Ko To Nahin Hila Sakti Hain Na!

10 years ago

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Dosti boobs nahi jo dab jay dosti lun nahi jo thak jay dosti gand nahi jo phat jay Dosti to phoudi hai mairey dost phoudi jo waqet k sath sath gahri hoti jati hai

10 years ago

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Lrki Ki Adhi Zindgi Husbnd Ki TALASH Me Or Baqi Husbnd Ki TALASHI Lene Me Guzr Jti Hai’;-) (,”)/Begm /) )20 Rupy To _/ /_Chor do…!

10 years ago

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

10 years ago

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Pathaan Ki Maa Ki Death Ho Gai,

Ek Saal Baad Pathan Ka Baap America Say Wapis Aaya, Us Ne Poocha Teri Maa Kahan Hai,
Pathaan Bola:- Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Baap:- Ronay Laga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay
tu Ne Mujhe Bataya Q Nahi,

Pathaan Bola.
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Me Ne Socha Surprise Don Ga...:)

10 years ago

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संता: डॉक्टर साहिब मुझे चक्कर आ रहे हैं!
डॉक्टर: आपको आराम की सख्त ज़रुरत है, नींद की गोली दे रहा हुँ, बीवी को खिला देना:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Papa K Shadi K Video Dekh Kar,
Beta Bola:" Meri Shadi Me Bhi Aisi
item Girls Nachwaenge..
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PAPA:" Kutte,
Ye Sab Item Girls Nahi,
Teri Bua Hai....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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કાલે ભૂરાને ઈન્ટરવ્યુ મા પૂછ્યુ
B.R.T.S નુ પુરુ નામ કહો ??
ભૂરો કે ":::::::::::"
બાજરાનો રોટલો ટમેટા નુ શાક?
?:smiley::smiley::smiley::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Gujarati Jokes

Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete? Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete? Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake. Phir Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???

10 years ago

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Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise? Sala singer hi mara pada hai

10 years ago

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सेल्फ़ी लेते टाइम लड़की का और बीड़ी सुलगाते टाइम आदमी का मुंह एक जैसा होता है.

10 years ago

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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali thi ki... 1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao.. wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne pahley kabi nhi li kisi se.. phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi to ladki ne kaha:" . . . Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai ladki ban kar ghumu . . Mera naam gopal hai.. Ladka Behosh...

10 years ago

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Kisi Ko Kisi Ki Judai Maar Gayi
Kisi Ko Kisi Ki Tanhai Maar Gayi

Ravan Bhi Bura Nahi Tha DOST

Use To Ram Ki Lugai Or Laxman Ki Bhaujai Mar Gayi

Waris Ali*:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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SMART Ho Aap To Bure Hm B Nhi INTELLIGENT Ho Ap To Buddhu Hm B Nhi Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm Yad Krna Hmse Sikho Free To Hum B Nhi.

10 years ago

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Government के अनुसार अमीरी और गरीबी का पता Sim से चलेंगा .,
Vodafone में नेट चलाने वाले अमीर.,
Jio में नेट चलाने वाले गरीब..

9 years ago

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This Cat Is Cat A Cat Good Cat Way Cat To Cat Keep Cat A Cat Idiot Cat Buzy Cat For Cat 20 Catseconds Cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke....

10 years ago

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