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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

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No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.

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Don’t do your best, do my best.

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When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn’t imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I’m gone for six days it feels like too much.

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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

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Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

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I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

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Lets not focus on saving a nickel... lets focus on making a buck.

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I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

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I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

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People have to be realistic, or the dream just drags on.

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I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.

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I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.

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I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

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I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life. So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.

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[Giving welfare to poor people] is the equivalent of the government sending [fat people] a jumbo bag of Bugles in the mail twice a month.

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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.

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In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money… and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.

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I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

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