Adam Sandler Quotes, Dad Quotes, Important Quotes

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.

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I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

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Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance me. And I'm pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.

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I guess I was maybe in little league baseball as far as I wanted to be good at that. But school, I certainly wasn't the best at that. But comedy thing and making movies and stuff, I love it so much that I do get driven to push myself as hard as I can.

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If it's something I feel I can do alright, I like being in those, and some that I think Rob Schneider and David Spade would be funnier at than me, I tell them to do it. I don't have any clue how we decide. There's this thing, this "Click", actually, one of my friends called me up, my partner told me about this idea that Steve Koren had. Steve Koren, by the way, the guy who wrote it with Mark O'Keefe, Steve Koren I've known since I was 22. He was a page at Saturday Night Live.

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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I'm so happy I did a nice thing.

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I'm getting older, and it happens. You don't care as much. I don't care about too much anymore. I've got to think about that a little bit.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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You've just got to give yourself time - that's good advice I think. Give yourself time to figure out what you're good at and what you're not good at.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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My movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.

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It's just weird that out of nowhere God said, May the three best-looking guys in Hollywood have babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and me. It was bizarre that God said, I want to make the planet more beautiful, and I got the call.

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