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Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil.

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My kids don't have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they're $4 million in the hole.

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I don't laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I'd see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don't laugh.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it's not going to be my way of life. I'm a comedian.

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Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.

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I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

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I wish I was a better athlete. That would have been a little cooler, being a great boxer and walking into a room and going: "I can knock everybody out!" That's a good feeling.

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I've always liked older ladies. I'm comfortable with it. They seem to be nice. They've seen it all.

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In high school I wanted to be a rock star and was in a lot of bands.

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Now that I'm a parent, I understand why my father was in a bad mood a lot.

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Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.

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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.

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Never seen my friends do more push-ups, trying to challenge Cruises' manhood. It was like, I can be strong, too!

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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I've been called a moron since I was about four. My father called me a moron. My grandfather said I was a moron. And a lot of times when I'm driving, I hear I'm a moron. I like being a moron.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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Through my films I'm eventually trying to one day tell the truth. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there, but I'm slowly letting pieces of myself out there and then maybe by the time I'm 85, I'll look back and say, 'All right, that about sums it up.

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I don't know what the hell I'm doing; I like what I've been doing. I believe in what I've done in the past; I hope my kid enjoys the movies I've made and enjoys some of the movies in the future.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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