• Categories
Location |   Home >> Mark Twain Quotes
  • Mark Twain Quotes   2407
  • One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one. From the code of morals I have been following and revising and revising for 72 years I remember one detail. All my life I have been honest - comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly - I could only lend it.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Character Quotes , Years Quotes
  • We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Oysters Quotes , Ants Quotes
  • That reminds me to remark, in passing, that the very first official thing I did, in my administration-and it was on the first day of it, too-was to start a patent office; for I knew that a country without a patent office and good patent laws was just a crab, and couldn't travel any way but sideways or backways.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Country Quotes , Science Quotes
  • For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Heart Quotes , Race Quotes
  • The vast majority of the race whether savage or civilized, are secretly kind at heart and shrink from inflicting pain, but in the presence of the aggressive and pitiless minority they don't dare to assert themselves.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Pain Quotes , Heart Quotes