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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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It is better to be alone than unwelcome. - Eve

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Who are the oppressors? The few: the King, the capitalist, and a handful of other overseers and superintendents. Who are the oppressed? The many: the nations of the earth; the valuable personages; the workers; they that make the bread that the soft-handed and idle eat.

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A street in Constantinople is a picture which one ought to see once-not oftener.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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