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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Life does not consist mainly - or even largely - of facts and happenings.

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Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it. I am not able to believe one's religion can affect his hereafter one way or the other, no matter what that religion may be. But it may easily be a great comfort to him in this life-hence it is a valuable possession to him.

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

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Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

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Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been damned for the race, that would have been act of a size proper to a god, and would have saved the whole race.

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I was in one of the most grand attitudes I ever struck, with my arm stretched up pointing to the sun. It was a noble effect. You could see the shudder sweep the mass like a wave.

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.

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