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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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School gets in the way of my learning.

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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I am a democrat only on principle, not by instinct, nobody is that. Doubtless some people say they are, but this world is grievously given to lying.

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For the majority of us, the past is a regret, the future an experiment

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When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.

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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon.

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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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When the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said about my first work, too. But Time, I tell you, Time takes the confidence out of these incautious opinions. It is more than likely that He thinks about the world, now, pretty much as I think about the Innocents Abroad. The fact is, there is a trifle too much water in both.

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

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