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Our best built certainties are but sand-houses and subject to damage from any wind of doubt that blows

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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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If I had more time, I would have written less.

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If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true.

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.

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Wine is a clog to the pen, not an inspiration.

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There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Experience comes from bad judgment.

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It is impossible that a genius - at least a literary genius - can ever be discovered by his intimates; they are so close to him that he is out of focus to them and they can't get at his proportions; they can't perceive that there is any considerable difference between his bulk and their own.

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