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There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill always came together, who would escape hanging? Framed in a more positive light, this tells us also that if we wish to accomplish a particular thing then we need to increase our level of desire for that thing and to create or seek out the opportunities and right environment for it to happen without fail.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.

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To be great, truly great, you have to be the kind of person who makes the others around you great.

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Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

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Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

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Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.

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Shall we go on conferring our Civilization upon the peoples that sit in darkness, or shall we give those poor things a rest?

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

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