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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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Those who do not read the news are uninformed. Those who do are misinformed.

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Canadian girls are so pretty it's a relief now and then to see a plain one.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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In writing, I shall always confine myself strictly to the truth, except when it is attended with inconvenience.

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Let your joy be unconfined!

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities and laugh at them—and by laughing at them destroy them? For your race, in its poverty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, Money, Persuasion, Supplication, Persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug,—push it a little— crowd it a little—weaken it a little, century by century: but only Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laughter nothing can stand. - "The Chronicle of Young Satan," Mysterious Stranger Manuscripts

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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And how moving is the eloquence of the untaught when it is the heart that is speaking!

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Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.

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The house was as empty as a beer closet in premises where painters have been at work.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

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