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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.

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The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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My mind changes often ... People who have no mind can easily be steadfast and firm, but when a man is loaded down to the guards with it, as I am, every heavy sea of foreboding or inclination, maybe of indolence, shifts the cargo.

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These are the true and only God, mighty and supreme.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

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You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

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The slowness of one section of the world about adopting the valuable ideas of another section of it is a curious thing and unaccountable.

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The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.

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Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

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