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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employs a million.

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Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness

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There are no wild animals until man makes them so.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

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Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.

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What is there that confers the noblest delight? What is that which swells a man's breast with pride above that which any other experience can bring to him? Discovery!

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When one reads Bibles, one is less surprised at what the Deity knows than at what He doesn't know.

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The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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One is apt to overestimate beauty when it is rare

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

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The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.

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Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there is a misunderstanding about a boundary line or a hamper of fish or some other squalid matter, see patriotism rise, and hear him split the universe with is war-whoop. The spirit of patriotism being in its nature jealous and selfish, is just in man's line, it comes natural to him - he can live up to all its requirements to the letter; but the spirit of Christianity is not in its entirety possible to him.

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Courage is not the lack of fear. It is acting in spite of it.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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