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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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When a man stands on the verge of seventy-two you know perfectly well that he never reached that place without knowing what this life is - heartbreaking bereavement.

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One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

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Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

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Who would find out that I am a natural fool if I kept always cool and never let nature come to the surface? Nobody.

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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.

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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.

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We don't cut up when mad men are bred by the old legitimate regular stock religions, but we can't allow wildcat religions to indulge in such disastrous experiments.

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All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out.

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We Americans are the most lavish and showiest and most luxury loving people on the earth; and at our masthead we fly one true and honest symbol, the gaudiest flag the world has ever seen.

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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.

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Architects cannot teach nature anything.

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I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treasure to the world. As a sweetheart, she has few equals and no superiors; as a cousin, she is convenient; as a wealthy grandmother with an incurable distemper, she is precious; as a wet-nurse, she has no equal among men. What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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Courage is not the absence of fear, but the mastery of it.

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