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To forget pain is to be painless; to forget care is to be rid of it; to go abroad is to accomplish both.

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It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead.

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A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century.

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The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

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To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.

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If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly—Tom's Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before.

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There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.

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Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

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Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.

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Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Labor in loneliness is irksome.

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The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

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