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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.

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Is a person's public and private opinion the same? It is thought there have been instances.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

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There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

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Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more.

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Tough times teach trust.

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The devil's aversion to holy water is a light matter compared with a despots dread of a newspaper that laughs.

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Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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For instance, take this sample: he has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights, the one ecstasy that stands first and foremost in the heart of every individual of his race - and of ours - sexual intercourse!It is as if a lost and perishing person in a roasting desert should be told by a rescuer he might choose and have all longed-for things but one, and he should elect to leave out water!

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

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All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it.

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Thanksgiving Day - Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys. In the island of Fiji they do not use turkeys, they use plumbers. It does not become you and me to sneer at Fiji.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

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