Mark Twain Quotes, Flower Quotes, Years Quotes

In my nostrils still lives the breath of flowers that perished twenty years ago.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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The equator was wisely put where it is, because if it had been run through Europe all the kings would have tried to grab it.

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The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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A new oath holds pretty well; but... when it is become old, and frayed out, and damaged by a dozen annual retryings of its remains, it ceases to be serviceable; any little strain will snap it.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.

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Ignorance is not, not knowing something. It is knowing what isn't so.

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The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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There are several kinds of stories, but only one difficult kind-the humorous.

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I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

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You are a coward when you even seem to have backed down from a thing you openly set out to do

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

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No throne exists that has a right to exist, and no symbol of it, flying from any flagstaff, is righteously entitled to wear any device but the skull and crossbones of that kindred industry which differs from royalty only businesswise-merely as retail differs from wholesale.

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