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There are 869 different forms of lying, but only one of them has been squarely forbidden. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.

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What do we call love, hate, charity, revenge, humanity, forgiveness? Different results of the master impulse, the necessity of securing one's self-approval.

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

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If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.

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If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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If I were required to guess off-hand, and without collusion with higher minds, what is the bottom cause of the amazing material and intellectual advancement of the last fifty years, I should guess that it was the modern-born and previously non-existent disposition on the part of men to believe that a new idea can have value.

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He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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A powerful agent is the right word: it lights the reader's way and makes it plain.

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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

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If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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