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When all is said and done, the one sole condition that makes spiritual happiness and preserves it is the absence of doubt.

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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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To be busy is man's only happiness.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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In the small town of Hannibal, Missouri, when I was a boy, everybody was poor, but didn't know it; and everybody was comfortable and did know it.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

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It is your human environment that makes climate

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Narrative should flow as flows the brook down through the hills and the leafy woodlands...a brook that never goes straight for a minute, but goes and goes briskly, sometimes ungrammatically, and sometimes fetching a horseshoe of ¾ of a mile around and at the end of the circuit flowing within a yard of the path that it traversed an hour before; but always going and always following at least one law, always loyal to that law, the law of narrative, which has no law. Nothing to do but make the trip; the how of it is not important, so that the trip is made.

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I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of ungraceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

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The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

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