Mark Twain Quotes, Girl Quotes, School Quotes

What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Don't dream your life, but live your dream

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one - the one we use - which we force ourselves to wear to please Mrs. Grundy, until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics.

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This is the only sane clerical the earthquake has exposed to view yet.

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A banquet is probably the most fatiguing thing in the world except ditch digging.

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After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat. Perhaps a couple of whales would be enough.

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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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The common eye sees only the outside of things, and judges by that, but the seeing eye pierces through and reads the heart and the soul, finding there capacities which the outside didn't indicate or promise, and which the other kind of eye couldn't detect.

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Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.

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Don't explain your author, read him right and he explains himself.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

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