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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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In love, you pay as you leave.

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Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

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It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

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...we all know that in all matters of mere opinion that [every] man is insane-just as insane as we are...we know exactly where to put our finger upon his insanity: it is where his opinion differs from ours....All Democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it. None but the Republicans. All the Republicans are insane, but only the Democrats can perceive it. The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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