Mark Twain Quotes, Light Quotes, May Quotes

You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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If ever you've been down in the dumps, hear these iconic authors share with you more than their writing wisdom.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.

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We adore titles and heredities in our hearts and ridicule them with our mouths. This is our democratic privilege.

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Don't just sit there and worry. Be proactive. Do something - anything - about what's worrying you so you can gain information, focus and control over the situation. I've suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened.

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If you tell the truth you do not need a good memory!

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

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Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Sometimes we are too close to the scene, to see clearly. We "know" ourselves so well that we cannot see how we are perceived by others. Our opinion of ourselves is only "one" opinion and it may not be the truth.

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Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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