Mark Twain Quotes, Rhyme Quotes

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised to find how far off they are, for they do not look it. When they first showed last night I tried to knock some down with a pole, but it didn't reach, which astonished me. Then I tried clods till I was all tired out, but I never got one. I did make some close shots, for I saw the black blot of the clod sail right into thee midst of the golden clusters forty or fifty times, just barely missing them, and if I could've held out a little longer, maybe I could've got one.

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Talking of patriotism, what humbug it is; it is a word which always commemorates a robbery.

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I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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In early times some sufferer had to sit up with a toothache, and he put in the time inventing the German language.

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If books are not good company, where shall I find it?

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of therest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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from the beginning of my sojourn in this world there was a persistent vacancy in me where the industry ought to be. (Ought to was is better, perhaps, though the most of the authorities differ as to this.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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How empty is theory in the presence of fact!

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