Mark Twain Quotes, Kings Quotes, Ornery Quotes

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

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How lovely is death; and how niggardly it is doled out.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.

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In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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Creed and opinion change with time, and their symbols perish; but Literature and its temples are sacred to all creeds and inviolate.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

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Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

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When I take up one of Jane Austen's books ... I feel like a barkeep entering the kingdom of heaven. I know what his sensation would be and his private comments. He would not find the place to his taste, and he would probably say so.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.

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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

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If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.

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Great things can happen when you don't care who gets the credit.

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