Mark Twain Quotes, Night Quotes, Race Quotes

In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night.

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Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

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Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.

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If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare.

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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do. Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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I prefer milk because I am a Prohibitionist, but I do not go to it for inspiration.

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If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.

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I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

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It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

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If we read the words and attitudes of the past through the pompous "wisdom" of the considered moral judgments of the present, we will find nothing but error.

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The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Perfect grammar - persistent, continuous, sustained - is the fourth dimension, so to speak; many have sought it, but none has found it.

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Wisdom teaches us that none but birds should go out early, and that not even birds should do it unless they are out of worms.

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Prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.

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