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Our Bible reveals to us the character of our god with minute and remorseless exactness... It is perhaps the most damnatory biography that exists in print anywhere. It makes Nero an angel of light and leading by contrast.

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There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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The altar cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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It is not worth while to strain one's self to tell the truth to people who habitually discount everything you tell them, whether it is true or isn't.

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I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

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Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, politics or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies. Broadly speaking, there are none but corn-pone opinions. And broadly speaking, Corn-Pone stands for Self-Approval. Self-approval is acquired mainly from the approval of other people. The result is Conformity.

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Kindness is a language herd by deaf men and felt by blind men.

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It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

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The spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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When your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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A Christian's first duty is to God. It then follows, as a matter of course, that it is his duty to carry his Christian code to the polls and vote them... If Christians should vote their duty to God at the polls, they would carry every election, and do it with ease... it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

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Continuous improvement is better than delayed perfection.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion.

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