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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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If there wasn't anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying to find out and finding out; and I don't know but more so.

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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.

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There are only two forces that can carry light to all the corners of the globe... the sun in the heavens and the Associated Press down here.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

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Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom.

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Jesus died to save men - a small thing for an immortal to do - and didn't save many, anyway. But if he had been damned for the race, that would have been act of a size proper to a god, and would have saved the whole race.

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It is not what a man knows, but what he thinks of in time.

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There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency - and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency - and a vice.

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?

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Balloon: Thing to take meteroric observations and commit suicide with.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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You cannot have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. Perfect love cannot be without equality. A friend to everybody and to nobody is the same thing. We are all alike, on the inside.

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We are all ignorant; just about different things.

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If the bubble reputation can be obtained only at the cannon's mouth, I am willing to go there for it, provided the cannon is empty. If it is loaded my immortal and inflexible purpose is to get over the fence and go home. My invariable practice in war has been to bring out of every fight two-thirds more men than when I went in. This seems to me Napoleonic in its grandeur.

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