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I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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You have noticed that the human being is a curiosity. In times past he has had (and worn out and flung away) hundreds and hundreds of religions; today he has hundreds and hundreds of religions, and launches not fewer than three new ones every year. I could enlarge on that number and still be within the facts.

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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Not a single right is indestructible: a new might can at any time abolish it, hence, man possesses not a single permanent right. God is Might (and He is shifty, malicious, and uncertain).

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Let us save the tomorrows for work.

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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

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If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging?

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

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Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Labor in loneliness is irksome.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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There ain't nothing more to write about and I'm rotten glad of it, because if I'd know'd what trouble it was to make a book, I wouldn't a tackled it.

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Don't dream your life, but live your dream

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.

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