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I can speak French but I cannot understand it.

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We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.

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There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

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A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

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Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

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If you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward. You will never get her full confidence again.

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Probably there is an imperceptible touch of something permanent that one feels instinctively to adhere to true humour, whereas wit may be the mere conversational shooting up of "smartness"--a bright feather, to be blown into space the second after it is launched...Wit seems to be counted a very poor relation to Humour....Humour is never artificial.

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The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

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Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.

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Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

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At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

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We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.

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I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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There is nothing training can't cannot do. Nothing is above its reach.

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Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its only sure defense.

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Heroine: girl who is perfectly charming to live with, in a book.

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