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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?

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Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

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I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

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You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you

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There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so'.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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It's not the parts of the Bible I don't know that worries me...it's the parts that I do.

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I don't believe any of you have ever read Paradise Lost, and you don't want to. That's something that you just want to take on trust. It's a classic ... something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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Franklin said once in one of his inspired flights of malignity-- Early to bed and early to rise Make a man healthy and wealth and wise. As if it were any object to a boy to be healthy and wealthy and wise on such terms.

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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One thing at a time, is my motto - and just play that thing for all it is worth, even if it's only tto pair and a jack.

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Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.

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The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.

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Temper is what gets most of us into trouble. Pride is what keeps us there.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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The heart is the real fountain of youth.

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