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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

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If there is one thing that is really cheerful in the world, it is cheerfulness. I have noticed it often. And I have noticed that when a man is right down cheerful, he is seldom unhappy for the time being. Such is the nature of man.

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Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

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But the people cannot have wells, and so they take rain-water. Neither can they conveniently have cellars or graves, the town being built upon "made ground"; so they do without both, and few of the living complain, and none of the others.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

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Life ain't about how fast you run or how high you climb, It's all about how good you bounce. A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.

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Prediction is difficult- particularly when it involves the future.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Vote: The only commodity that is peddleable without a license.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. As in the words of Wayne Dyer, when you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. Sometimes to know with certainty that a particular thing is "true", will actually be the very thing that keeps you from attaining the things you seek to achieve.

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I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.

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There is no use in your walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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Human beings are the only creatures who blush - or who need to.

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