Mark Twain Quotes, Hurt Quotes, Brother Quotes

Well - Patriotism has its laws. And it also is a perfectly definite one, there are not vaguenesses about it. It commands that the brother over the border shall be sharply watched and brought to book every time he does us a hurt or offends us with an insult.

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A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

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I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

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He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

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The motto stated a lie. If this nation has ever trusted in God, that time has gone by; for nearly half a century almost its entire trust has been in the Republican party and the dollar--mainly the dollar. I recognize that I am only making an assertion and furnishing no proof; I am sorry, but this is a habit of mine; sorry also that I am not alone in it; everybody seems to have this disease.

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I'm pushing 60 years of age...and that's enough exercise for me.

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Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.

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There has never been a Protestant boy nor a Protestant girl whose mind the Bible has not soiled.

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A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go!

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All our acts, reasoned and unreasoned, are selfish

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