Mark Twain Quotes, Spring Quotes, Heart Quotes

It's spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you've got it, you want—oh, you don't quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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New Orleans food is as delicious as the less criminal forms of sin.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment, anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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No, I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience, torpid through virtuous inaction, are more to me than corner lots and praise.

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It is easier to stay out than get out.

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Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

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As I have said before, I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters, and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us.

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But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

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