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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambition.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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You know that kind of quiver that trembles around through you when you are seeing something so strange and enchanting and wonderful that it is just a fearful joy to be alive and look at it; and you know how you gaze, and your lips turn dry and your breath comes short, but you wouldn't be anywhere but there, not for the world.

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What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.

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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.

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Who are we to create a heaven and hell for ourselves, excluding animals and plants in the bargain, just because we have the power to rationalize?

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

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Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.

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Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.

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Dying man couldn't make up his mind which place to go to-both have their advantages, heaven for the climate, hell for the company!

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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